Tests 50 Cent Would Fail: In Photos

Posted by Crystal 07/18/2008 3:58 PM

Tags: 50 cent photos, 50 cent drug test, rappers drug tests, failed tests, 50 cent top chef

50 Cent tries to pass the test, Tom Collichio's test that is, on Top Chef.

Looks like 50 Cent would have to cheat his way out of the SATs.

Preview of 50 Cent at etiquette school: "Bi*!$ A** T@#s Sh#* MotherF#@*$& Ho"

Ever wonder how 50 Cent would fare on Project Runway?

"If I don't win this, I'm-a bust a cap in someone's a**."

"50 Cent, is it true that you're rap's MVP?"

50 Cent trying to make it on "So You Think You Can Dance."

Teenage girls quiz 50 Cent and his knowledge of The Hills in the most recent issue of Seventeen.

Kudos to 50 Cent for passing a court-ordered drug test in order to go on vacation with his 11-year-old son, Marquise. That's quite an accomplishment for the drug dealer-turned-rapper. He must have prepared well for that test because here at OTR, we know which examinations 50 Cent would most certainly fail.

1. Top Chef

In this "Quickfire" test, 50 Cent attempts to put his own spin on a pot brownie recipe, calling them "special brownies." Tom Collichio is not amused.

2. SATs

As far as 50 Cent is concerned, the SATs stand for Slutty A** Teachers.

3. Etiquette School

50 Cent pass an etiquette test? You'd have to wash his mouth out with soap first.

4. Project Runway

God may have given him style. God may have given him grace. But God definitely did not give 50 Cent the gift to make high-fashion designer wear. And no, the G-Unit clothing line does not count.

5. Figure Skating

Brian Boitano could give 50 Cent a few tips on toe loops and triple-axel turns.

6. Polygraph/Lie Detector Test

Apparently, 50 Cent has lied about getting shot 9 times and about his car collection. I wouldn't be surprised if he's lied to The Game as well. (G-G-G-G-G---G-Unot!)

7. So You Think You Can Dance

Imagine 50 Cent performing dances from contemporary to pas de deux to Broadway. Neither can I.

8. Teen Magazine Quiz

Teen mags, such as Seventeen, features quizzes where you can test your knowledge of say, High School Musical and The Hills. Though just a petty test, a failure's a failure.