Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Keeley Hazell to Annalynne McCord, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Banned In Hollywood: Classic Keeley Hazell

Angry T: 27 Original G.I. Joe Public Service Announcements

DJ Mick: 12 Rounds – John Cena’s New Terrible Movie

Blog of Hilarity: This Road Sign Sends The Wrong Message

Don Chavez: Great Moments In 80’s Photography

Holy Taco: Chanelle Hayes Models With Perfume Bottle

Coed Magazine: 406 Bands Who Twitter

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: The 202 Hottest WWE Diva Photos of All-Time

Atom: Cleavage, Kittens, Tasers and Chuck Norris

The Big Lead: Millions of Tax Dollars Spent Proving Barry Bonds Took Steroids

College Candy: He Said/She Said – That Girl Is Crazy

Attuworld: Getting Divorced Is Classy

Hollywood Tuna: Miranda Kerr's Amazing Legs