It sucks when roommates don’t get along but it sucks even more when your roommate gets so angry she pees all over your belongings. At the University of Georgia, a freshman could face criminal trespass charges for urinating on her former roommate’s bed.
 

Sari Gabrielle Millman and her roommate in Russell Hall hadn’t gotten along for a few months, but the situation came to a head when Millman returned from fall break. What she found was her bed and clothes covered in an “unknown liquid.” When her parents visited a week later, Millman’s mom diagnosed the liquid as urine.
 

I don’t know what’s worse: That the roommate thought the best solution was to let the pee fly or that Millman didn’t recognize it as urine and simply slept on a futon for a week until mommy and daddy arrived.
 

Needless to say, Millman has since moved.
 

C’mon girls, couldn’t you just fight normal by stealing each other’s clothes and spreading vicious rumors?