There’s nothing more fun than playing a rousing game of “Never Have I Ever” with a large group of friends and learning all the dirty little secrets they never, ever wanted you to know.

However, for those who simply cannot hold their alcohol, drinking games can be more of a curse than a gift, and trust me, there’s nothing worse than a drinking game drunk.

Of course, most drinking game losers also tend to be the most intoxicated person at the party. Therefore, these archetypes apply to those who simply drink too much as well.

1. The Mid-Game Pass Out

There’s nothing worse than someone who can’t finish what they started. If they pass out on the side of the game, that’s fine. But, if they dive headfirst into it, that’s grounds for a rude awakening.

2. The Cry Baby

When alcohol is involved, emotions run high. But, people who break out into tears when they lose don’t deserve to play the next round – or any other after that.

3. The Depressed Man-Baby

OK, so your girlfriend of four years broke up with you. That sucks, but please leave your bitter tears at the door.

4. The “Ready To Snap” Guy

Some people are just really terrible at drinking games. That’s fine, but it becomes a problem if the guy who sucks the worst has a bad temper. [Hint: Don’t tell him he has writing all over his face until AFTER he leaves the party.]

5. The Brand-New Couch Destroyer

Vomit leaves a stain and a stench. So, if you spy a drinker stumbling over to your brand-new couch, you might want to direct them to the bathroom instead.

6. The Pants Wetter

Similarly, people who pass out and pee themselves should also stay away from your couch.

7. The Guy With The Loose Mouth

When people drink too much “courage juice,” they tend to get a little too loose with their lips. The last thing you want is a drunk who rambles too much and insults everyone in the process.

8. The “I Love You, Man” Frat Bros

Get a room, guys. Seriously…

9. The Double KO

One person passing out in your bathroom is acceptable. Two, however, is not.

10. Toilet Seat Warmer

“Has anyone seen Jim? He’s been gone for an hour…” Yeah, that’s because Jim is sitting on your toilet and hasn’t moved for 40 minutes.

11. The Drunken Superhero

The absolute worst drinking game loser is a superhero who can’t hold his booze and then storms off to fight crime before passing out in the gutter. Way to go, Batman.