The A to Z's of Frat Life

Here they are in all their glory:

A – Abercrombie, which was once totally frat, but is now just for high schoolers bro.

B – Bro, brosef, broski, brohem. Take your pick.

C – Chill, bro. Like, seriously, you just need to chill. Let’s play some Gamecube.

D – Dorms, which are of course for GDIs. True frat boys live in squalor in soon-to-be-condemned mansions, and are proud of it!

E – Elephant walk, they had me do that during pledging bro, uncool. If you don’t know what it is, look it up.

F – FRAT! What else?

G – GDIs, stands for “god damn independents.” Non-Greeks who are just totally looking for an ass-kicking!

H – Hazing, which frat boys never, ever do, seriously. We got put on SoPro last time, we’re done…for this year.

I – IFC, Interfraternity Council, they try to make up all our rules, but they forget that frat life has no rules!

J – Jersey chasers, girls who want to get with athletes, which is why every frat needs a few legit jocks. Other frat bros get the overflow.

K – Keg party! Everyone chip in a few bucks and we can get another one. Anyone? Craig? Bro, you never put any cash in!

L – Little Sisters, frat groupies who generally worship everything we do. Being in a frat kicks so much ass.

M – Mixer, where they dump a bus full of sorority girls in our living room and they’re obligated to hook up with us since we’re so FRAT!

N – Natty Light, frat boy beer of choice.

O – O-face, which I was totally showing that chick last night bro. Oh! Oh! OH!

P – Popped collar, which is official no longer standard frat boy dress code bro, put it down or I’ll have to kick your ass.

Q – Quiet, what’s that? I don’t care if you have a final tomorrow bro, I need someplace to put these Kappa chicks!

R – Ralph Lauren, true frat boy style. Remember, leave that collar down.

S – Sorostitute, a sorority girl, but slutty, so really, any sorority girl! *high five*

T – Tailgating, because actually going to the game is overrated. If you’re not passed out naked by 3pm, you’ve failed at frat life.

U – Uglies, which are totally not allowed in this house bro!

V – Violence, is never the answer bro. Wait, what did that SAE douchebag just say about me? I’m gonna go kick his ass! Hold me bro, hold me!

W – Weight lifting, because you know we gotta get JACKED!

X – X-Terra, by Nissan, yeah it’s new, my dad just got it for me from his dealership.

Y – Yo, bro, chill.

Z – Um, uh, well, uh…Z is so not frat life bro! Whatever!.