University of Nevada students may have seen one of magician Criss Angel’s live performances in Las Vegas— and immediately felt idiotic for doing so. The forty-year-old has made a career of staring intently into cameras through a curtain of greasy emo hair while performing magic tricks on his show Mindfreak, the tagline for which is “Don’t Believe Your Eyes.” Many certainly can’t believe their eyes while flipping channels when they realize that Criss Angel has managed to get Mindfreak through a fourth season, with at least two more to go.

Recently rumors surfaced on TheDirty.com that Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend-in-chief Holly Madison was leaving him for Criss Angel, and the thought that anyone would go through the effort of breaking up with someone to be with Angel boggled many a mind.

According to TheDirty:

It was only a matter of time… Exclusive information to TheDirty.com from the inside (Yes, we broke this officially. Sources close to Criss Angel confirmed story.)

Holly Madison moves out of the Playboy Mansion because she is sleeping with Criss Angel. Douche Tard Angel definitely pulled a rabbit out of his hat on this one, according to inside source though Hef is totally fine with it.

Holly Madison was really working her way into everything (will) at Playboy even choosing Playmates for the magazine. Now “The Girls Next Door” Producers are scrambling.

It has since been revealed that Madison is not leaving the Playboy mansion, but most of America still regards Angel as a d-bag. The Dirty doesn't need to make stuff up about Angel, people will find his melodramatic demeanor turn-off enough.