The Economy Hasn't Affected Nelly or (lil) Bow Wow

The Economy Hasn't Affected Nelly or (lil) Bow Wow

 To put this in the sports folder hardly holds water, but there isn't a folder for Idiotic Rappers That Clearly Have Too Much Money.

 

Take a look:

 

 OK, so for those of you that couldn't stomach it to make it through that entire thing, here's the basic jist in list form.

  1. Bow Wow clearly couldn't be bothered to even attempt to straighten his hat for his ESPN appearance.
  2. There is now a challenge out on the table from Nelly to Bow Wow to play a seven game series in various cities, the winner of the series to receive 100 grand.
  3. Nelly's house was robbed and the only things the thieves took were his T-shirts.
  4. Bow Wow is clearly more impressed with his block of Nelly than the rest of the world.  For those interested, that level of impression was near zero.
  5. Charity is going to be involved in some form or fashion, though Nelly may have just blurted that out at the end of his nearly incoherent rant just to say something that would kind of (maybe?) make sense.
  6. Murphy Lee, of St. Lunatics fame, seems like he's going to be involved in this somehow, which confirms that although his career died a while ago, he is alive and well.

So, if this ever does happen (would we even know if it ever does?) 100 thousand dollars will be given to the winner.  Not sure if these guys know, but the country's economy has been, well, doing poorly.  But, if you've got enough dough to blow it on a basketball game while people are getting laid off every other second, why not?  

 

After watching the above video and giving it some serious, hard thought (eh, a minute, maybe two), I came up with some other match-ups I'd like to see in the rap world.


50 Cent vs. Rick Ross

Ross seems like a guy that would dominate down low, just based on size.  But, 50's been shot a bunch of times.  I'd imagine that has to add some level of "toughness".  Not to mention, when you start interviewing baby mommas, you clearly have no fear.

 

Bill O'Reilly vs. The Rap World

It's Ludacris.  It's Dame Dash.  It's Cam'ron.  It's Snoop Dogg.  You name it, The Factor's had an issue with just about everyone.  Problem is, they come on his show, and he has the last word.  Not on the basketball court.  Go and get yours rappers.

 

Kanye West vs. The Entire World

He so desperately wants to show everyone how great he is at everything every single time he gets the chance.  He said in a recent VIBE issue, that "I am Hip Hop".  Quite the statement.  What I want to know, is, "Is he Basketball?"

 

There's probably a few I'm missing.  If you can think of any, leave them in the comments.

 

 

 Nelly will win, and use his 100 grand to buy himself some T-shirts.

 Bow Wow will win, and use his 100 grand to pay the fees to have his name shortened once again, this time to only Wow.

 Who gives a damn?

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