Fast And the Furious At Curry College

Stephen O'Neil and Abraham Toure, of Curry College in Milton, Mass., thought they would take some notes from director Rob Cohen (The Fast and the Furious) and get into a high-speed car chase with cops early Sunday morning. The chase began after O'Neil and Toure fled a brawl on the North campus of Curry College. 

The boys thought it would be a good idea to drive at over 60 mph to escape campus security. These boys, that are officially crowned dunces of the day, got the ultimate downer when state police surrounded them on Route 138.

Surprise, Surprise, the boys were under the influence of alcohol and are set to appear in court today for a host of charges, including minors being in possession of alcohol.

The macho man act didn't work out this time, they got caught and they will possibly do time. Aren't their parents proud they're paying for these imbeciles to receive higher education with their hard earned wages??

With the cost of education on the rise, I suggest we reintroduce the whipping post for these boys.