Oh Meghan McCain, how I love you, let me count the ways:

1) In a party full of wooden stereotypes and cowboy hat wearing-caricatures you actually make me believe that you're a real person and not made out of wax (like your mom).

2) Everyone's talking about Palin Palin Palin. Oh Palin's so hot, she's a sexy librarian, she's a sexy Tina Fey, she's a sexy pit bull, but everyone overlooks you. But you don't mind, you're hot and unlike Palin, when you talk, you have more than three catchphrases you repeat over and over again ("I said thanks but no thanks to that bridge to nowhere"/"I put that jet on Ebay!").

3) You're a blogger. I'm a blogger. Let's get it together. I read mccainblogette.com every day and rock out to your 16 (16!!!) election playlists. I loved your video with Piper Palin, probably the only Palin I don't hate at this point.

4) You make the Republican Party bearable. I mean, only for short, two second bursts when they show you on camera at some event, but that's two more seconds than I would have been watching.

5) You're stacked. Whoops, did I just say that out loud?