Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Emmanuelle Chriqui to Natalie McGhie, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Salty Milk: Wake Up With Alexa Brown

College Candy: Allie Needs A Cookie

The Big Lead: Love Those Objective Big 10 Network Announcers

Angry T: The Best Action Movie of 2009

Atom: Season 1 of Atom TV Is Over

Banned In Hollywood: Landed Punches -- A Gallery

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Coed Magazine: Top 5 Dumbest Things People Do To Their Trucks

Blog of Hilarity: Banks Are Great With Money

Holy Taco: Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit

Manofest: Going To The Dentist Rules

Attuworld: Alena Seredova -- Soccer Mom

Hollywood Tuna: Rebecca Romijn Has Still Got It

Don Chavez: The Glass Is Always Half Full

DJ Mick: Miu Hatsune Is Gorgeous