Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Kristanna Loken to Alessandra Ambrosio, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Salty Milk: Wake Up With Kristanna Loken

Hollywood Tuna: Rachel Bilson Has Seen Better Days

Attuworld: 10 Actors To Be Appreciated For Their Athletic Coordination

Next Round: Next Round Lady Friend – Michelle Baker

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: Cassie Keller Celebrates Her Birthday

Asylum: Belly Buttons Linked To Fertility

Uncoached: Eye-Opening Celebrity Now And Then Shots

Blog of Hilarity: For the Mom Who Has Everything

Atom: Exclusive Exit Interview With George Bush

Cuzoogle: Michael Phelps Starring In New Harold And Kumar Movie

Double Viking: The Japanese Tongue Twisting Game Show

Boosh Magazine: This Week In Pop Culture

On 205th: Alessandra Ambrosio In Elle