Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Brooklyn Decker to Jessica Alba, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Brooklyn Decker Is the 2010 SI Swimsuit Model

Attuworld: Great Moments In Al Bundy And Hot Girls History

Next Round: Worst. Keg Stand. Ever.

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: The Amazing St. Paul's Girl

Asylum: Video Games Now With More Self Love

Uncoached: 10 of the Best Playboy YouTube Search Hotties

Blog of Hilarity: Scarfcat!

Atom: Sex Sells to Dumb People

Cuzoogle: Crush of the Week -- Elizabeth Banks

Double Viking: Screw Valentine's Day

Boosh Magazine: The Top 5 Wishes of College Students

On 205th: Jessica Alba In Elle