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Hollywood Tuna: Katy Perry Filming Her New Video

Angry T: Jessica Biel's Powder Blue Is Going Straight To DVD

Attuworld: Brooklyn Decker Is Amazing

Blog of Hilarity: Your Father Pole Dancing [Video]

Don Chavez: Carmen Electra In Her Special Hostess Outfit

Holy Taco: Today Is All About Liv Tyler

Coed Magazine: The Books And Music That Make You Dumb

Barf Wars: Links To Everything You Need

Banned In Hollywood: Anna Kournikova Plays In Bubbles

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: Jesse Ventura For President 2012

Atom: It’s Zombie Huntin’ Time

The Big Lead: Jim Bowden Loves Drama

DJ Mick: Is Leona Lewis Snubbing The Brits?

Uncoached: Padma Lakshmi And The Hot Food Network Stars