The Reason The Netherlands Defeated Brazil In the World Cup: Bikini Models

The Netherlands defeated the five-time World Cup champions, Brazil, just moments ago, leaving sports commentators scrambling to figure out exactly how the Dutch pulled it off.

 

Well, everyone, I know the secret to their success.

 

You see, the Dutch have an ace up their collective sleeves that no other team can combat. No, I’m not talking about Arjen Robben again; I’m talking about models in bikinis.

 

According to this footage, a truck packed to the brim with scantily-clad Dutch women shows up at the hotel where the rival country’s players are staying the night before their match with the Netherlands. The women, once released from the truck’s compartment, run into the building and coerce the players into staying up all night partying. Naturally, they’re fatigued the next day, leaving the Netherlands with the advantage.

 

It’s ingenious, really.

 

Brazil never stood a chance.

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