Tonight is the big night: New Years Eve.

What you're doing when the clock strikes midnight will undoubtedly set the tone for the rest of 2009, so you better make it a good one.

At best, you will find yourself kissing a special someone and ringing in the new year with your closest friends.

At worst, you will be the guy in the video above, a lonely party planner doomed to an equally abysmal new year. 

For a truly ho-hum year, however, simply stay in bed and sleep through it all (making jokes the next day about sleeping for an entire year is optional).

Enjoy!