If you are wearing any one of the following, you should probably go change your shirt:

• "Buff Body" T-shirt: If you want a six pack, start going to the gym.

• "Female Body Inspector" T-shirt: All your shirt says is "hey, I'm creepy."

• Tuxedo T-shirt: You do not look dressy, you do not look casual, you just look foolish.

• Mesh T-shirt: If you are wearing one, burn it. There is no excuse for you to be wearing a net as a shirt.

• Hawaiian Print Shirt: A classic case of what not to wear.

• "Tickets to the Gun Show" T-Shirt: I do not have tickets. I do not want tickets. No one wants tickets.