Brace yourself for a bitter taste of truth: Last night’s Super Bowl was terrible—easily one of the worst ones in recent memory.

The commercials were horrendous, and the game was dull until the final five minutes. Even then, the better team, the Arizona Cardinals, ultimately lost to the vastly inferior, unworthy Pittsburgh Steelers.

However, there were three moments that shined through the murky darkness of suckitude that was Super Bowl 43:

1. Kurt Warner’s Smoking Hot Wife and Daughter:

Throughout the game, the cameramen recorded the reactions of Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner’s family. Sitting in the front row were his lovely wife, Brenda, and his stepdaughter, Jesse. Just a fair warning: Jesse is 16, so gawk from afar.

2. The G.I. Joe Trailer:

Do I really need to say more? Despite the fact that its director is responsible for the theatrical abortion known as the Mummy, it looks jaw-droppingly amazing.

3. Bruce Springsteen Humps America:

The halftime show wasn’t great (no “Born in the USA”? WTF.), but it did provide some amusement when the Boss decided to stick his crotch in our faces for no reason other than he could. 

Hopefully, Super Bowl 44 doesn't suck as bad... and yes, I am just bitter.