Seems The New York Times Magazine has taken a page from US News--this Sunday they published their own "College Issue." Highlights include an original short feature on suicide on campus, a critical take on Teach for America (just you wait, at least ten of your friends will be sucked into this monster within the next four years), and Adderall woo!!1!

An impressive showing for the stodgy Times, besides the "this is what middle aged newspaper execs think will appeal to 20 year olds" collaged cover, plus a painfully patronizing guide to "collegespeak," the language spoken by "adultalescents" (that'll be your other ten friends who move back home after graduation).

Send it to your parents. Maybe they'll learn something.