The Top Five Random Celebrity Endorsers

When it comes to elections, candidates are constantly looking to "Rock the Vote." Basically, they want our vote...they need our vote.

So how do the presidential hopefuls try to win over college students? By addressing issues that affect us, making appearances on college campuses and, most of all, finding offbeat celebrities that appeal to us.

Here are the Top 5 Random Celebrity Endorsers that the candidates will pimp out to entice the Internet generation.

MCCAIN:

1. Daddy Yankee
 

The Gasolina singer praises hot women, sex and cars – a natural fit for a candidate like McCain.
 

2. Sylvester Stallone

He's getting old, but it always helps to have Rocky in your corner.
 

3. Heidi Montag

She put up a hell of a fight against Lauren Conrad and now she’s turning that fury on Obama.
 

4. Tom Selleck

Although not really an icon for college students, you have to admit, you can't argue with the mustache.
 

5. Burt Bacharach

Our generation knows him more for his cameos in Austin Powers, but that’s good enough for us.

OBAMA:

1. Kal Penn
 

Who better to reach out to young voters than someone known primarily for playing a stoner?
 

2. Chris Rock
 

Having run for office himself in Head of State, the outrageous comedian must know what he’s talking about.
 

3. Samuel L. Jackson
 

He tackled motherf***in snakes on a plane, how hard could it be to take down McCain?
 

4. Ellen Pompeo
 

Thanks to her, before we know it, the country will be calling him McPresident.

5. Judy Blume
 

With “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret” she established herself as a credible source for the girls of our generation.