The Victoria's Secret Lingerie Bowl Dream Team

The Victoria's Secret Lingerie Bowl Dream Team
Heidi Klum - Quarterback - 
The unquestionable leader, she's got a wealth of experience to share with the team.Adriana Lima - Running Back - 
She's got the legs to get the ball where it needs to go Selita Ebanks - Defensive Line - 
Look at those abs, would want to mess with her? Karolina Kurkova - Tailback - 
She may not have a belly button, but you can be damn sure she could kick your ass. Marissa Miller - Tight End - 
Do I really even need to make a joke here? Alessandra Ambrosio - Wide Reciever - This lanky beauty has the reach you'd need to go over heads for a TD. Doutzen Kroes - Offensive Line - 
The muscle from the Netherlands would make sure that plays would go off without a hitch.Miranda Kerr - Fullback - 
She may be on the small side, but she'll knock you to the ground with a block.

This year the beloved Lingerie Bowl has been cancelled to the dismay of football/hot chicks fans everywhere. With the economy in dire straights, now more than ever we need something to lift our spirits, which is why I'm calling for not only the return of the Lingerie Bowl, but a beefed up version, featuring the world's most famous lingerie models: The Victoria's Secret Angels.

 

Sure you see them strut the catwalk, but how awesome would it be to watch them put on some pads and mix it up on the field? I'm sure all of them have each part of their body insured for a million dollars anyways. Here's a breakdown of the dream team, with some accompanying photos for good measure.

 

Heidi Klum - Quarterback

The unquestionable leader, she's got a wealth of experience to share with the team.

 

Adriana Lima - Running Back

She's got the legs to get the ball where it needs to go 

 

Selita Ebanks - Defensive Line

Look at those abs, would want to mess with her? 

 

Karolina Kurkova - Tailback

She may not have a belly button, but you can be damn sure she could kick your ass. 

 

Marissa Miller - Tight End

Do I really even need to make a joke here? 

 

Alessandra Ambrosio - Wide Reciever

This lanky beauty has the reach you'd need to go over heads for a TD. 

  

Doutzen Kroes - Offensive Line

The muscle from the Netherlands would make sure that plays go off without a hitch.

 

Miranda Kerr - Fullback

She may be on the small side, but she'll knock you to the ground with a block. 

 

 

 

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