* Within 24 hours of posting, almost 12,000 readers had reviewed the list of how O.J. Mayo spent his illegal bribe money (fancy meals out, hotel rooms, sneakers, flat screen TVs).

“Mayo, you corrupt bastard,” one fan wrote in disgust. “I hope this affects his draft eligibility.”

While the baller's lavish lifestyle was concerning, it wasn’t until one fan noted that Mayo had also purchased a $90,000 sports car that people reacted with rage.

“USC should be ashamed,” one reader snarled, and the post’s author, LCE, agreed.
“I almost wish he didn’t attend our school,” she admitted. “He’s just a bad representative. Besides, he didn’t get our basketball team anywhere. We didn’t do well this year at all.”

Still, at least one person seemed to have sympathy for Mayo:
“If O.J. Mayo received ‘gifts’ before entering into the NBA draft I don’t blame him. Everybody else is getting paid in the college basketball game, so why not? Would a few dollars each week towards the college athletes’ wellbeing kill these ‘institutions of learning’? Absolutely not.”

Hmmmm. If giving money to athletes is a go, let’s make sure universities shells out top dollars for outstanding math students as well.

* Our new UCLA contributor launched a dozen flying insults with her post on an LA woman who is suing Victoria Secret for a supposed faulty thong.

“The woman is 52. She should not be wearing thongs,” one reader commanded. “She needs to accept the fact that she’s not young anymore and just stick to granny panties.”

“I think Victoria Secret should sue her for wearing their thongs and giving them a big ole stretch!” another wrote, with several others echoing their agreements.

One reader with a background in law offered the following:
“Of course she’s going to ask for money! Probably some utterly ludicrous amount that she will in all likelihood win. Then your constitution will be amended to include protection from thong-based injuries as a fundamental right.”

* Glorious naked women were the buzz over at Penn State with contributor Ha-Mace detailing a lady streaker’s fight against charges of lewdness. By the week’s end 14,000 people knew the story of Elizabeth Burke, the only female student nabbed in the annual Mifflin Streak.

“No one was offended, so the law wasn't broken,” someone wrote.

“Even Penn State students need to be whores,” another offered.

Midweek, Ha-Mace delighted hundreds by posting an exclusive interview with the naked runner.

“[The streak] seemed like the perfect opportunity to take a break from studying and have a little fun,” Burke said. “I originally intended to just go and watch, but I got there and figured, 'Ah, what the heck.”

As men everywhere rejoiced over the news that Burke is single (although possibly facing a legal record), one reader couldn’t help but muse:

“I wonder if she did the interview naked?”

Ha-Mace, if she did, kudos to you buddy!

* Obama Baby Mama basher JAlmanza returned to the scene of controversy by suggesting everyone chill out about Amy Winehouse’s sobriety and cut the Grammy winner some slack.

“Obviously her addictions have aided her in creating wildly infectious music (given the success of Rehab), so please let the poor girl breathe,” she advised. “She’s not doing so badly for herself.”

While many others agreed, one fan (typing in all caps) howled with disapproval:
“HAVE YOU SEEN ANY PICTURES OF HER LATELY??? SHE LOOKS CLOSE TO DEATH. HAVE YOU SEEN HER PERFORM LATELY? SHE CAN'T… HER CAREER HAS BEEN DESTROYED. WHO WOULD BUY TICKETS TO SEE HER? WHO WOULD ADVANCE HER TO PRODUCE MUSIC IN HER CURRENT STATE? THE DRUGS HAVE NOT HELPED HER! SHE IS DESTROYING HERSELF!”

Alas, some of these are questions that even the most brilliant members of OTR cannot answer.

* Finally, the latest installation of OTR College Sex Diary (girl-on-girl oral sex with a luscious lady named L) brought cries of fabrication.

“There’s NO WAY this is true,” someone declared seconds after the post was published.

While OTR adheres to a strict privacy policy to protect its sex diary contributors, the Editor-In-Chief confirmed the 7-day log was sent from a tufts.edu email address.

“I received it about two weeks after Tufts graduation,” she assured several suspicious readers via email. “Aside from minor grammatical and formatting corrections, I never touch the content. Is it totally made-up? I have no idea, but [the woman’s] bi curiosity and subsequent guilt makes sense to me. And it does make me look at GAP dress rooms in a whole new light.”

One male reader was less concerned with the post’s authenticity, and more concerned about the girl’s sexual performance.

“What chick finishes with just one orgasm?” he demanded. “Come on. Needs to learn how to use her [vibrator], and have some more [fellow] for that imagination.”

Dear Anonymous Man,

Mulit-orgasmic college women are a special breed we’re still hoping to find.  Please let us know if you find her.
Until next week…