It’s Thursday night, and you’re heading home from an all-nighter at the bar. What do you do?

For most people, the answer is simple: stumble back to your dorm room and pass out (or vomit profusely onto your roommate’s bed—if you drank too much).

But, for the college students who like to “frat hard” into the wee hours of morning, that’s far too uneventful. No, the night needs to be topped off with something… more.

Of course, this can simply mean more alcohol or a rousing game of chair jousting, which are par for the course in most dorms.

However, do not—I repeat—do not do what this fool did after downing a few beers.

Oh, and don’t try to one-up him by sticking your penis in one either. Although if you’re the sort to try that, maybe you should do it, so you’re no longer able to copulate.