A couple of weeks ago, I made a list of the 10 Best Procrastination Websites on the Internet. Well, it turns out those aren't enough, because I still get bored. Apparently, it's time for Time Wasting 301: Advanced Procrastinating Techniques. Here are some new time vampires that will help make your day go by a little faster:

Blind Gossip:This is a website that covers all kinds of "blind items" in Hollywood. Basically, it's super dirty stuff that can get people sued if they print. An example: Which beauty’s marriage dissolved when she was caught having an affair with a man Down Under? Her husband wasn’t bothered that she was pregnant with the other man’s child - just that she was indiscreet.

Play Pandemic:Have you ever wanted to develop a disease that can end life on earth as we know it? Here's your chance. The game is easy to figure out but difficult to master, and it can take you hours to figure out a way to infect Madagascar. Start by choosing a virus, bacteria or parasite, pick your symptoms and infect every person on the planet to win.

The Phat Phree: I have no idea how I found this website, but it's solid gold. Articles have catchy titles like You Can't Plinko for Shit, You Dumb Whore and Look At My Striped Shirt. Just about every one is worth reading.

Cracked: This websites has more lists than any website I've seen, and they're usually pretty educational. For instance, who knew that flame throwers were legal to purchase and own? Imagine lighting a celebratory couch fire with your very own (and lega!) flame thrower. If that doesn't reek of absolute sweetness, I don't know what does.

The Onion: I never thought that fake news would be so entertaining!