L. Ron Hubbard protégée Tom Cruise has lost his Blackberry in Toronto, and since Barbara Walters has named him one of her Ten Most Fascinating People of 2008, I know you’re all tearing-out-your-hair curious about what some unsuspecting Canadian will find on said smartphone. Perhaps Spencer Pratt’s e-mail address so that Cruise can provide him with more advice on his marriage to Heidi Montag?