The Dallas Morning News is reporting that Tony Romo collapsed in the shower after the Cowboy's demolishing this Sunday against the Philadelphia Eagles. 

Romo sustained three hard sacks during the game and reportedly collapsed because of severe rib pain and not exhaustion from having sex with Jessica Simpson in the shower. Too bad. Romo explained the situation with his usual eloquence:

"Um, you know, I was just a little banged up, I guess," Romo explained later.

Well alright then. At least he's got an entire offseason to recouperate from whatever happened there. I mean the rib pain, not the 44-6 loss.