The 111th Big Game between Cal and Stanford is on Saturday, and everyone at Berkeley is gearing up for it. With festivities going on around campus all week, including the annual bonfire on Friday night, Cal Bears are ready to bring back the axe. Here are the top ten reasons for Cal to beat Stanford:

10. Still no Stanfordium.

9. I don't bleed red, I BLEED BLUE & GOLD.

8. Our tower is taller than theirs.

7. REVENGE.

6. Stanford= Pretentious Rich Kids.

5. In 2008, cutting down trees is what we do.

4. Their name can be scrambled to SNODFART.

3. National Championships: Cal: 3 Stanford: 1.

2. Their 1 year loan of the axe is up.

1. Since when has California been a red state?

GO BEARS!!