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Generation Y has also been called the Net Generation for our widespread use of web-based technologies. Not only do 97% of us own computers, 75% of college students use Facebook. As such, the internet has been flooded with many similar websites, but some are more evil than others. Here we present CollegeOTR's Top 10 Websites and Their Evil Counterparts.
eHarmony vs. AshleyMadison
AshleyMadison is like eHarmony— for a completely base, cynical, and married clientele. While both are matchmaking sites with matching guarantees, AshleyMadison specifically matches married people who wish to have affairs, its tagline reading, “Life is Short. Have an affair.” This year AshleyMadison will be advertised during the SuperBowl, which is sure to add a bunch more grimy dudes to a website comprised of 2.7 million members, most of whom are probably already grimy dudes.
People.com vs. Perez Hilton
Sure both websites have broken gossip stories about celebrities and wannabe celebrities, but undoubtedly there is only one website which would Photoshop cum stains on people’s faces, on which the term LezLo was coined, and on which coverage of Cristiano Ronaldo would say, “His lips look like he spent the night rimming Clay Aiken.” It’s too obvious that Perez takes the cake when it comes to evil celeb gossip. After all, his old website was called PageSixSixSix.
Facebook vs. MySpace
If you want to argue over which networking site is more evil, just look to who owns each website. Facebook: Innocuous Harvard dork Mark Zuckerberg. MySpace: Rupert Murdoch. Enough said.
Huffington Post vs. Drudge Report
In October 2006, ABC News reported that Drudge Report founder Matt Drudge estimated that 20% of his reporting is incorrect and this year the website reported that 20-year-old Ashley Todd has been attacked and mutilated for being a McCain supporter, which was later proved a hoax. Therefore, no matter how opinionated some HuffPo pundits get or how many times a given HuffPo contributor stabbed her ex- partner, it can’t really get much worse than the Drudge Report.
iTunes vs. PirateBay
What do pirates do? Plunder booty. What do you do on PirateBay? Plunder electronic booty. Then there’s iTunes, where you actually pay for the stuff you use.
RxList.com vs. Erowid.com
RxList is one of those websites that nervous types can check out to make sure that if they take an aspirin with a dose of Amoxicillin that it won’t cause heart palpatations. Erowid is one of those websites that burnout types can check out to make sure that if they take acid and Vicodin they’ll get really wasted beyond belief.
YouTube vs. YouPorn
Have you ever heard those nature vs. nurture arguments which use the example of twins divided at birth and raised by different families? Well, YouTube would be the twin raised by the kind of kooky but loveable middle America family, while YouPorn would be the twin raised by the sexual deviants on the wrong side of the tracks with only sex toys for amusement as a teenager.
Monster.com vs. Craigslist
If websites were people, Monster.com would be that family friend who tries to help you find a job and CraigsList would be a pimp with a really far-reaching network and free bedbug-ridden mattresses available if you can arrange transportation for the items.
WebMD.com vs. AfraidToAsk.com
On WebMD, healthnuts can get information about a variety of ailments, ranging from the common cold to breast cancer. On AfraidToAsk.com promiscuous people can get information to figure out whether the red pimply things on their crotch are genital warts. With real STD photos posted, one should avoid eating cottage cheese while searching AfraidToAsk.
Digg vs. Reddit
Both websites lend a helping hand to other websites through the democratic process, but while the equivalent of Reddit in politics is an Alaskan governor, the equivalent of Digg is the President-Elect.







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-->Rupert Murdoch. Enough said. :) Posted 12/30/2008 8:38 PMReply