This upcoming November’s election will be anything but boring. With Obama and Clinton in one corner or The Minority Super-Duo as I have donned them, the nation is anxiously awaiting McCain’s official VP announcement. Speculations that Minn. Governor Tim Pawlenty is up for the job has proved to be a giant disappointment. The nation has been plagued with questions about the rumored VP candidate including Who? What's so special about him? and Where did he come from?

So while the nation is scratching their heads wondering who this rando is, I thought I’d jump right in and name 5 hopefuls that would be much better suited for the gig. Here’s a list of McCain’s top 5 VP shoulda, coulda, woulda's.

1.    Former NJ Governor Jim McGreevey – What does the White House need more than anything? A spruce-up! This “Gay American” would be ideal for the job for one main reason – he already comes with a full-set of scandal-filled baggage leaving his closet (ha!) free of skeletons.

2.    Al Sharpton – This sassy, brassy Black Baptist minister will not only give McCain a fighting chance against The Minority Super-Duo but he will bring much needed controversy-induced entertainment to the White House.

3.    Ellen DeGeneres – Forget about boring morning briefings, Ellen would dance her way into the Oval office every morning. Dancing and daily-giveaways opposed to war and skyrocketing taxes? I can get used to that!

4.    Tyra Banks - Dumb Supermodel? Check! Successful TV Producer? Check! Talk Show Host? Check! The only thing left in her plan for world domination would be presidency but since that's out of the question now, Banks would be a shoe-in for McCain's VP.

5.    And finally, Chuck Norris – This American Badass/Martial Arts Extrardinaire rolls over the competition with his fatally stealthy moves, his Republican status and his age. At a young 68 years, Norris isn’t geriatric but geriactive just like Sen. McCain himself.