Last weekend, your significant other probably dragged you down to the theater to watch Eclipse, the latest installment in Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series. And, after watching two hours of the teenage drama about sparkling vampires and cutesy, cuddly werewolves, your brain probably melted into a pool of tapioca pudding.

Thankfully, there is a cure for your Twilight-induced funk: Twilight For Guys.

Unlike the teen-friendly version, SecretSauce.tv'sTwilight For Guys is not for kids. In fact, it’s not for women at all. So, if your girlfriend is in the room, tell her you’re working and need to use the computer for a bit.

Is she gone? Good. Now, sit back, relax and watch this very not-safe-for-work spoof of the Twilight series. I suggest turning down the lights and setting some mood lighting too.

Warning: If you’re offended by the concept of lesbian vampires parading around in their lingerie, do not watch the trailer. Otherwise, your eyes may explode with disgust.