For the average college student, finding a friend passed out during a party is a golden opportunity to scribble penises on their face with a sharpie, take incriminating photos of them with your crotch nestled against their cheek and preserve the memories on Facebook by videotapping them.

Two men from San Luis Obispo, California decided to buck this age-old tradition by setting their friend’s crotch on fire, leaving him with second-degree burns on his testicles.

Ouch – think gonorrhea but on your balls.

Thankfully, the two pyromaniacs, 22-year-old Matthew Craig Pillers and 19-year-old Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer, aren’t complete douchebags and confessed to their prank gone horribly awry.

Enjoy your time in prison, guys. Next time, stick to collegiate tradition.