Tonight Florida and Oklahoma will meet for the BCS title game, the much awaited national championship of college football so important to college football fans that tickets are currently being sold for $870.

I guess that’s probably how they pay for the $30,000 crystal football trophy, an aesthetic travesty which seems distastefully decadent during a recession, considering its cost could almost pay for the tuition of eight in-state undergrads at the University of Florida. But that’s beside the point.

Tonight will surely be an epic battle between two titanic teams which have inexplicably never played each other in over one hundred years of college football. And the egos have record-making bragging rights on the line; whichever team wins tonight will be the first team ever to win two BCS titles. Furthermore, this is the first BCS championship to pit two Heisman trophy winners, Tim Tebow and Sam Bradford, against each other.

Most sports writers are guessing it’s going to be a Gator victory and practically spraying themselves with enthusiasm for wunkerkind Tebow. Only contrarian Mike Bianchi of the Orlando Sentinel has predicted a Sooner win, but this blockbuster SEC-Big 12 head-to-head should be a great matchup of two teams saturated with talent, coached by the best of the best, and led by insanely gifted football prodigies.