U-Dub and Miami Dance Majors: Screw Unemployment And Join The New Lingerie Football League

What do you get when you mix sports, skimpy outfits and girl-on-girl contact? Every male’s fantasy… oh, and the new Lingerie Football League.
 

The league evolved from a wildly popular Superbowl halftime stunt on pay-per-view. Now it’s expanding to 10 teams, including the Seattle Mist, The Tampa Breeze and the Miami Caliente, and looking for recruits.
 

Dance majors, there’s finally a career waiting for you after college. Don’t scoff, these lovely ladies will be making more than $40,000 per year. And no experience necessary: League spokesman Kyle Bolin says 85 percent of the women in the league have college degrees and 90 percent have never played football in their life. All it really takes is a little athleticism and a whole lot of sexiness.
 

So what will the league look like (besides the obvious answer: hot)? The Seattle Post-Intelligencer’s Big Blog gives us the goods:

What can Seattle expect? Assuming it even comes together, Bolin said -- 40 Friday night games of seven-on-seven tackle football, including four home games, one game on a large basic cable network (TBA in November) and cheerleaders.

Yes, cheerleaders.

"It's sensory overload, isn't it?" Bolin said.

Guys may even get a little overwhelmed, what with so many choices. Should they focus on the girls in skimpy outfits rolling around with each other or the girls in skimpy outfits doing mind boggling splits and stunts? Life is hard.
 

These difficult questions aren't stopping “sports fans” from getting in on the action. More than 16,000 ticket requests have poured in from across the country in the two weeks tickets have been on sale. Nevermind that the Seattle team does not even have a field, coach, manager or players yet. All they really need is in the name… lingerie and hot girls to wear it.