Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Audrina Patridge to Megan Fox, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Audrina Patridge Hits The Beach

Angry T: Nate Robinson Jumps Over Dwight Howards And Other Things

Attuworld: An April Scott Picture Gallery

Blog of Hilarity: Happy Presidents’ Day

Don Chavez: Meagan Fox Would Be Hotter Without the Old Guy
Holy Taco: Zombie Tennis Players – A Bigger Threat Than You Think

Coed Magazine: The Week In Re-Boob

Barf Wars: Links To Everything You Need

Banned In Hollywood: Troy Aikman Finally Graduates From UCLA

College Candy: Classes That Won’t Bore You To Death

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: Celtics Fans Can Dance

Atom: Mauling Private Ryan

The Big Lead: Kobe And Shaq – Reunited And It Feels So Fake

DJ Mick: Captain Obvious -- Megan Fox Is a Babe