What a Crazy College Town

What a Crazy College Town
It's your kids, Marty!

It must suck being a Claremont police officer. Aside from the occasional crazed professor hoaxin' up a li'l hate crime or two, there's no excitement in this "college town" where the "nightlife" stops when it gets dark.

So imagine the glee on that cop's face when a drunken idiot on a skateboard (read: most guys at Pomona) tried to evade the law by grabbing the back of a moving pickup. Add this to the senior at Pomona who was already ticketed for drunken skateboarding in the village, and it's clear they've got a full-blown spree on their hands.

Expect a rash of copycat crimes on the backs of camp-sec golf carts.

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