While nuerosurgeons argue about possible links between cell phone use and brain cancer, citing that they themselves never hold their cell phones up to their ears and instead use earpieces to prevent radiation, oncologists are exploring the relationship between oral sex and throat cancer.

Apparently, HPV, the virus that causes cervical cancer in women, can also be responsible for causing throat cancer. With 6000 new cases of HPV related throat cancer every year, oncologists predict that throat cancer cases can soon explode.

A simple solution from a cell phone/oral sex loving college students?

Use Bluetooth. Don't swallow.

What do you think? Would you rather...