Some celebrities never got to experience life on campus, due to limited means or an early career start. Here I theorize on what their college experience could have looked like had they actually enrolled.

What if Scarlett Johansson went to USC?

Why she didn’t go to college:

Scarjo got an early start in acting thanks to her dad being a screenwriter/director and her mother being a producer. She had several film roles in the late nineties and watched her career explode from there. No time to squeeze in college.

Why USC?

She was born and raised in NYC, so she might have wanted a change from the hustle and bustle of city life. The west coast is about as chill as you get, and she’d fit right on with the other platinum blondes on USC’s campus.

Classes:

Bioengineering 472 – To prepare her for her role as a genetically engineered clone in The Island

Advanced Physics Theory 399 – To understand exactly what the hell happened in The Prestige

European History 301 – To better grasp the nature of being a Boleyn girl and also it might help for The Girl with the Pearl Earring.

Introduction to Japanese – So she wouldn’t have been so lost in Lost in Translation

Extracurriculars:

Clearly she would have been in a sorority, most likely Tri Delt due to her blondness and hotness. President? Possibly, but she’d be pretty busy being captain of the Song Girls. As you can see from my seamless photoshop, she’d slide right into the uniform quite nicely indeed.

What she actually looked like at college age:

Not bad, but she still had a few more years of growing up to do. And she was still in her “horrendous lipstick phase.” Thank God we’re pretty much out of that.

And today?

Yeah, she clearly fits into a college sweater just fine.