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Calling all biology majors.
Yesterday, the strange beast depicted above washed up on a beach in Montauk, New York.
Since then, the creature has earned the nickname "The Montauk Monster" and left half the Internet speculating what exactly it is.
Is it a new turtle species that has been beaten with the ugly stick? A product of some government experiment gone horribly awry? Or, is it merely a publicity stunt being used to promote an upcoming film?
Time to join the on-going speculation. If bio-whizzes can't figure it out, no one can.
(Photo Source: Gawker)







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Body, most likely turtle. See the skin on the front arm where it would attach to the shell? Lower jaw could be from a few different mammals. It should take anyone over five years old about one minute to break this down and realize it's a hoax. If not, that's why the turtle is giving you the finger. Posted 07/31/2008 06:46 AMReply
AND A CANINE JAW DOESNT FORM A BEAK Posted 07/31/2008 06:47 AMReply
It is obviously my EX-WIFE!!!!! Posted 07/31/2008 06:59 AMReply
it can't be a turtle a turtles spine is actually party of it's shell which means if the shell aint there the turtle is dead Posted 07/31/2008 10:20 AMReply
the shadows arnt wack ive seen this in persone Posted 07/31/2008 10:25 AMReply
they dont have hoofs Posted 07/31/2008 10:30 AMReply
turtles doesn't have long tails like this thing has Posted 07/31/2008 10:34 AMReply
However, close by to the location of its discovery is an island (Fishers Island) has a DNA mutation lab on the island and if you look at its arm it does look like it has a broken prison shackle. Posted 07/31/2008 11:14 AMReply
http://www.dobermanhub.com Posted 07/31/2008 11:43 AMReply
YAAAAA because they look alot alike!! are you out of your freakn MIND Posted 07/31/2008 12:19 PMReply
and not the right shape of the head.
maybe.
and why does that animal have teeth growing out of its upper beak? Posted 07/31/2008 1:48 PMReply
maybe some freak put it on the beach as a joke. Posted 07/31/2008 2:51 PMReply
PERSON can use other words Posted 07/31/2008 2:56 PMReply
it looks like a demon or some shit Posted 07/31/2008 5:46 PMReply
and decided it was a good idea to enslave
others to do it - fool! Posted 07/31/2008 5:49 PMReply
if its a goverment testing thing, then i guess our goverment has nothing better to do than to make ugly and stupid looking creatures. maybe this is why our country is in debt?
its not a turtle bc a turtle has its spine connected to the shell so that theory is out. Posted 07/31/2008 5:59 PMReply
umm guys why would a sea creature have a friggin BEAK! SERIOUSLY GUYS!
*rolls eyes* *dorky voice* "You guys are stupid! use your encyclopedia! DUHR"
*double middle finger as seen in bb9 by Shelia* Posted 07/31/2008 9:53 PMReply
What's THIS doing here?! I was just looking for some SEA SHELLS. GOSHHHH.
but anyways... isn't this the Gryuthliopan? I read about this in 3rd grade math class. GOSHHH. Posted 07/31/2008 9:55 PMReply
Dr Ed fisher, PHD
Magister Militum, Unit 4, The Business Centre, Morgans Vale Road,
Redlynch, Salisbury, SP5 2HA Posted 07/31/2008 10:01 PMReply
but seriously i think its def the waterhorse. they probly dumped the thing in the ocean when they were done shooting the movie.... Posted 07/31/2008 10:02 PMReply
omg im a looser Posted 07/31/2008 10:07 PMReply
it was predicted in the lost books of the bible. It is imperative that you repent and turn away from your wicked carnal ways. If not these hideous creatures will
multiply and consume all of humanity. Posted 08/01/2008 12:00 AMReply
SYKO RADICALL WAVEY LOCKS UHHHH DDDDUUUDDEE...DUDLEY DUDLY D00 Posted 08/01/2008 01:22 AMReply
If you blow up the photo, You Can See the Head and Limbs have been Photo Shopped in. Pretty Bad Job Too! Posted 08/01/2008 01:40 AMReply
when we discovered giraffes I'm sure we called them "monsters" too. Posted 08/01/2008 02:28 AMReply
http://www.animachina.com/images/whatisit/montauk_monster_racoon.jpg Posted 08/01/2008 02:58 AMReply
Jeff Corwin is right...it is simply a decomposing carnivore.
Good point on Obama though....lol! Posted 08/01/2008 03:15 AMReply
er'body in da club getting tipsyy
you guys are nuts. that's obviously an old rubber boot. Posted 08/01/2008 09:32 AMReply
grobble grobble! Posted 08/01/2008 09:35 AMReply
The mouth though, is a real puzzle. The teeth of the lower jaw start with the molars and transition to canine teeth and finally end with a single over-sized fang. The upper jaw has only a few teeth visible being covered by the supposed "beak", which I think is nothing more than a flap of flesh that is dangling there. The type of teeth that are visible here are typical of a canine.
All of these observations point me to the conclusion that this is a canine, probably a pit bull.
I did check the shadows and did not find anything that would point to a fraud. Posted 08/01/2008 10:09 AMReply
I Could Believe Griffin Hatchling,
If there were Any Sign of Wings. Posted 08/01/2008 10:43 AMReply
The entire head area has been altered. Look at the head area, blow it up and look at the abnormalities of the pixelation. Unaltered pictured do not look this way.
Shadows and shading are not correct for the head. Shadows do not show in differenet directions unless there is more than one light source. I have done photo restoration and graphic design for 25 years. Long before most of you even new what a pc was. This is definitely a cropped photograph. Pretty clever, but, fortunately, not clever enough. This is not entirely based on my professional opinion. This is based on programs used to do this type of editing. It will also tell me that a photo has been edited also. Sorry about you monster theory. Someone is pulling your leg. Posted 08/01/2008 11:00 AMReply
Your dad, are you sure I thought I was your dad. Posted 08/01/2008 11:29 AMReply
http://dev0.deepend.com.au/sww/site/downloads/images/SWW_Wombat.jpg
Check out the skull:
http://www.agonybooth.com/Forum.aspx?g=posts&m=14479 Posted 08/01/2008 12:29 PMReply
Laughable.
Z Posted 08/01/2008 12:40 PMReply
But why would a raccoon take of it's coat and remove part of it's own face, unless it was CRAZY INSANE!
http://www.animachina.com/images/whatisit/montauk_monster_is_raccoon.jpg Posted 08/01/2008 12:53 PMReply
agree - play warcraft, it's a druid in aquatic form. poor druids always gettin picked on. Posted 08/01/2008 2:59 PMReply
SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted 08/01/2008 3:48 PMReply
Weird people Posted 08/01/2008 3:57 PMReply
I'm sure Stan Winston is rolling and laughing his azz off in his grave. God bless you Stan! You were the very best!
Z Posted 08/01/2008 4:09 PMReply
And griffins were a true species.....
Pathetic morons here.Real candidates for joining MENSA. Posted 08/01/2008 4:24 PMReply
Yours is the most believable answer on this board. Posted 08/01/2008 4:29 PMReply
I have never seen such stupidity as the last 25 year's generations of teens and college kids who claim "fake" over almost everything, based on no knowledge at all.
A perfect example of the "**** books" mentality. Posted 08/01/2008 4:44 PMReply
It is clearly coming from the upper left of the photo, and the shadows jibe perfectly with that. Posted 08/01/2008 4:46 PMReply
you guys are all ****s
peace ****
p.s. black people suck Posted 08/01/2008 7:13 PMReply
KKK for life Posted 08/01/2008 7:21 PMReply
Just food for thought.... Posted 08/01/2008 10:23 PMReply
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/08/01/more-on-the-montauk.html
take these two site photos and put them next to eacther... look at the sand Posted 08/01/2008 11:19 PMReply
That is all Posted 08/01/2008 11:29 PMReply
it looks like a deformed dog with a head of devil dog Posted 08/01/2008 11:37 PMReply
@ Anonymous: Posted 08/01/2008 11:46 PMReply
Oh...no! Not the dreaded Man-Bear-Pig, god save us all!
-seriously though, this thing is BS. Posted 08/02/2008 03:24 AMReply
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-07/41361961.jpg
it's clearly a dead rotten dog, poor thing; ppl are so easily taken in... Posted 08/02/2008 07:33 AMReply
@ Anonymous: Posted 08/02/2008 12:24 PMReply
You've obviously never disected a turtle you ****ing idiot!! Posted 08/02/2008 1:38 PMReply
@ Anonymous: Posted 08/03/2008 12:27 AMReply
And, see the band around it's wrist. Does that look like leather? Maybe some sort of identification or what not. or it could just be seaweed.
Ponder that. Posted 08/03/2008 12:30 AMReply
@ Anonymous: Posted 08/03/2008 01:20 AMReply
LOLOL thank you for wetting myself i love it..!! Posted 08/03/2008 08:46 AMReply
MAN-BEAR-PIG! lmao. Posted 08/03/2008 12:19 PMReply
true Posted 08/03/2008 2:02 PMReply
Not that intelligent. Posted 08/03/2008 9:16 PMReply
and its a blastoise with no shell Posted 08/04/2008 12:33 AMReply
Or Resident Evil is about to start. Posted 08/04/2008 12:57 AMReply
and something happened to his front paws.
maybe it was in an accident or a shark ate it i dunno. but its not a pig..look at its tail.
it just looks like a pig cuz all its fur is gone, but in other pictures u see patches of fur on ithttp://www.dogmagazine.net/archives/648/is-the-montauk-monster-a-dog-new-twist-emerges/
whatever it is they should just bury it...i wouldnt want to see that at a beach.. Posted 08/04/2008 3:11 PMReply
I personally think it's the off spring of Old Dirty Bastard. Hey dirty, baby I got cha money !!! Posted 08/04/2008 3:40 PMReply
Tastes like chicken Posted 08/04/2008 4:01 PMReply
P. Bell , ATX Posted 08/04/2008 4:02 PMReply
http://www.animachina.com/images/whatisit/montauk_monster_is_raccoon.jpg Posted 08/05/2008 08:39 AMReply
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/gallery/albums/userpics/crypto/beastofbosnia2001.jpg Posted 08/07/2008 1:47 PMReply
its a damn raccon look at this
http://www.animachina.com/images/whatisit/montauk_monster_is_raccoon.jpg Posted 08/13/2008 7:48 PMReply
http://www.animachina.com/images/whatisit/montauk_monster_is_raccoon.jpg Posted 04/01/2009 2:35 PMReply
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger Posted 05/11/2009 8:39 PMReply
thus eyes to t-rex,nose to archaeoteryx,body to parasaurolophus,front legs to itchiosaurus,back legs to brachiosarus,and tail to i'm not sure
one more thing (to-from)from the last paragraph Posted 05/14/2009 10:51 AMReply
lol! That's the same thing I was thinking! Posted 05/14/2009 3:37 PMReply