You’ve all heard how the government “stopped the assassination attempt” against Obama which yes, is commendable, but read through Daniel Cowart and Paul Schlesselman’s plan, and you have to wonder how close it was to actually coming to fruition. This is true:

Step 1 – Break into houses to steal money to fund the rampage

Step 2 – Break into gun stores to steal guns for the rampage

Step 3 – Go to a local high school and kill 88 black people, beheading 14 of them (88 and 14 are apparently magic Nazi numbers)

Step 4 – Find Obama, drive at him in their car really, really fast, roll the windows down and open fire in his general direction. Oh, and be wearing white tuxedos and top hats (I kid you not)

Step 5 - ???

Step 6 – Profit

Excluding steps five and six (they planned to die during the assassination attempt, at least they would have predicted that part correctly), this was literally what they were going to do. For being the “master race” you would think they would have better master plan. It's good they were caught before they attempted any of this nonsense.