I really can’t get over the fact that the BCS National Championship crystal football trophy is worth $30,000. I mean, isn’t winning the silly thing enough? That’s someone’s annual salary. And are there even any fun things to do with a BCS National Championship trophy? Wait don’t answer that.

Seriously though, in a time when people are getting laid off left and right, when unemployment is at 6.7%, and when graduating seniors don’t have much in the way of job opportunities, let’s consider What You Could Buy with a BCS National Championship Crystal Football Trophy.

1,500 Wilson NCAA Official Composite Footballs

833 Oklahoma Sooner Jerseys

500 Florida Gator Jerseys

50,847 Bags of Doritos

24,000 Beer Openers

2,705 Solo Cups

1,250 PBR Trucker Hats

90,000 Ping Pong Balls