Every man must make the impossible choice between blondes and brunettes in his life, and trust me, it sucks. This decision is more or less akin to choosing a favorite child or beer, because you just want to love and have them all, but sadly, you cannot.

Eventually, you will have to choose—whether you like it or not and no matter what path in life you follow. Living the life of a male gigolo? You will make the decision when you’re out canvassing the clubs. Becoming a priest? You will have to choose… but keep it in your mind, then spend the rest of your life pretending you’re indifferent.

Today, however, you can live the impossible dream of having them both… at once… in skimpy costumes. And skimpy costumes—sexy nurses, sexy police officers or this sexy Dorothy outfit—make everything better. Everything.