I absolutely love the “realness” of these types of pictures. It’s getting to the point where I’m more aroused by this stuff than by porn. What the hell is happening to me? I’m getting really scared that pictures of really drunk girls turn me on this much. Wait. What? There’s zero wrong with me.

We need much more of this in the world.  Man do I miss college.  Brother Milkman is far too removed from the good old days.