Where The Boys Shouldn't Be

Randolph College, which was established as a women's college, is now facing two lawsuits in the Virginia Supreme Court this week for a breach of contract regarding the decision to accept men this past fall.

Though both suits add up to the same breach of contract charge, the students are suing for different reasons. The first set contends that they applied and enrolled under the assumption that the institution would continue to be an all-female institution for the duration of their study. The second group, with donors in tow, says funding should only be allocated for the purposes of single-sex education, not coeducation. 

The local appellate court threw the case out, but they are waiting for a decision this summer.

Research supports claims that educational environments sans male influence positively affects the performance of female students. Additionally, I am sure these women made a conscious decision to attend an institution with no males. 

The administration may win this one, but Randolph boys be aware there are girls who do not want you on campus. Sleep with one eye open, a can of mace, and possibly a metal cup over your Johnson.