Michigan linebacker Marques "Grand Marques" Slocum recently filled out a quiz on his facebook profile that attracted the attention of sports fans and bloggers everywhere and no doubt earned him many a facebook friend request! 

Why? Because it is hilarious, profane, and utterly incomprehensible!

Most notably:

Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

F*ck lion say what!i got a f*ck lion now come f*ck wit me

Who do you admire most?

My mom CARLA, dat b*tch da sh*t, i love her i think she da realest b*tch alive 

Much funnier than beating up on shuttle drivers, wouldn't you say??