No one's probably arguing with the fact that being a sorority houseboy is a great job. For the uninformed, a sorority houseboy basically works in a sorority, serving food, washing dishes and doing whatever else needs to be done around the house.

With the menial tasks comes plenty of time surrounded by hot sorority girls in their natural habitat. That means a first row seat to the pillow fights and panty parties. Because that's totally what happens when a bunch of girls live in close quarters.

But even without the fantasy, there are some pretty perks (a whole houseful if you're lucky!) to being a boy in the sorority world. Just imagine yourself in a situation where a beautiful girl near you says:

"Can you zip this up for me?"

 

"Am I showing too much cleavage?"

 

"Oooh, chocolate covered strawberry day is my favorite."

 

"Oops, guess I'll just lick this whipped cream off my finger."

 

"Wow, thanks for fixing that. You're just so strong."

 

"Damn, my date stood me up. Now who am I going to take?"

 

"Ugh, I'm just so sick of girls!"

Yes, life is good. Now get back to wiping the grease off those dishes.