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The Dumbass family of Dumbass, Pennsylvania in the United States of Dumbassistan is complaining that a bakery refused to write the name of their son on a birthday cake. His name is Adolf Hitler Campbell. Sigh.

Heath Campbell, the family’s Grand Dragon, says that he named his kid Adolf Hitler “because no one else in the world has that name. There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change. They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what Hitler did.”

What? Did he really just credit Obama with naming his kid Hitler? Well anyways, the “it's different" statement is all well and good, until you see that the other two names of his kids are Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. I mean, Honszlynn? What kind of name is that? And JoyceLynn? Throw a space in there!

So on a scale of 1 to super ****ed up, how do you think these kids are going to turn out?