This Valentine’s Day, your significant other will tie you up, dance provocatively in lingerie and sock you right on the face if you forget to buy her some expensive chocolate and bouquet of roses—at least, that appears to be the underlying message of this advertisement from Agent Provocateur starring the sexy and sultry Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Aptly titled “Love Me Tender,” this commercial encapsulates every man’s workday fantasy, in which they’re stuck at work slaving away on a project when a gorgeous model busts through the door and ties them to a chair then proceeds to grind all over their body.

Honestly, if the intention of Agent Provocateur’s commercial was to dissuade me from skimping out on a Valentine’s Day gift, I’m not sure they’ve succeeded. I mean, if this is a realistic depiction of the consequences of being a cheap ass, I don’t think I will mind when the time comes. In fact, I would welcome it.

Then again, I imagine the alternative for actually buying a gift, like expensive lingerie, would be the same scenario sans the right hook to the face.

In any case, the full commercial is actually two minutes and fifty seconds long, but it’s completely and utterly not-safe-for-work, because, well, there are brief glimpses of nipples and bare bottoms.

If you want to check it out though, Gunaxin has you covered.