And I thought I was using way scandalous headlines to get people all rallied up.

Radar magazine has an item online about NU Law School's controversial commencement speaker, Jerry Springer.

Yeah, it's a little ridiculous but it also has some insight from a legal intern at the "Jerry Springer Show" and NU law student defending the school's decision to have Springer speak:

"The people on the show are not being exploited—they are there willingly, and they know exactly what they are getting into (I know this because [redacted] and I have personally read and explained legal releases to every single one of them). From the "riot lesbian" to the 'kung-fu hillbilly' to the pole dancers we hire for special occasions—they are entertainers, they are enjoying themselves, and they are well compensated for their time.... Despite the fact that Jerry Springer's best-known contributions have not been legal, there is no doubt that his Northwestern education has contributed to his success in the marketplace."

I mean... I guess.