All hail the Columbia BWOG for pioneering a revolutionary, “new” form of Facebook-stalking, targeting unsuspecting professors, rather than fellow students.

The premise for BWOG’s innovative timewaster, born solely from the incessant need to procrastinate on studying for finals, is simple: comb Facebook in search of fun factoids about the men and women who will be deciding your academic fate in a mere couple of weeks.

The results, as one might expect, were wholly hilarious.

The BWOG offers some choice selections:

French Lecturer Vincent Aurora has activities such as "Gesticulating bombastically over a few too many drinks" and status messages like "Vincent has survived 13 consecutive days alone with his children--an unparalleled feat--with no fatalities."

Logician Achille Varzi, because his profile picture is inexplicably upside-down and he is in a group called 'metaphysicists' not 'metaphysicians'.

Computer Scientist Paul Blaer's profile has pictures of him holding a machine gun, and he even has his own (well-deserved) fan club group.

Eventually, the professors took notice of the hijinxs and began sounding the alarm to one another:

Priceless.

Feel free to join in on the fun and leave your findings in the comment box below.

[Kudos to the BWOG]