Oh, dear old Tennessee. Home to legions of delicious, highly caloric foods--grits! fried country chicken! super sweet tea!--and now, Obama Waffles.

Obama waffles? Michelle doesn't strike one as much of a cook--but Tennessee natives Mark Whitlock and Bob DeMoss certainly are. Republicans Whitlock and DeMoss sold their mix for $10 per box to customers at the Value Voters Summit this weekend.

Sales of Obama Waffles were halted when officials realized the box featured Obama in an Arab-like headdress, and the back panel features a recipe for "Open Border Fiesta Waffles", serving "4 or more illegal aliens."

"While waiting for these zesty treats to invade your home, why not learn a foreign language?", suggests the box.

Vanderbilt students hoping for a taste of Obama Waffles are out of luck--Value Voters Summit organizers shut down sales on Saturday.

Vanderbilt students hoping for a taste of Democratic victory, however, remain in luck--voter registration forms are available here, and will remain available throughout Sarratt in the following weeks.

We wonder how Aunt Jemima feels about all this.