While the only facial I’ve ever gotten wasn’t in a spa, it’s pretty safe to say that pampering your pores is not a most masculine of activities. It is, then, up to the boys from The Paper to show us otherwise…sort of. After previously having his balls touched on national TV, this week, Dan goes on to get a facial with Alex and Adam. This is a perfect opportunity to make more semen on face jokes, but I am mature and stuff. Oh yeah, Adam also wins Homecoming King, as if we didn’t see that coming, and everyone else bitches and moans about Amanda, again, as if we didn’t see that coming. Still, this doesn’t seem to get old, and besides the obviously staged “personal reflection” monologues, this show seems way more credible than The Hills.

Oh yeah, did I mention Adam dances in tights with school spirit written across his crotch? Why is he not in my life? And why does he not have his own TV show?

Best Line (Mrs. Weiss): It’s hard to have a discussion with someone with words written across their genitals.

Link: www.mtv.com/overdrive/